someone is trying to buy me a pool pass

It's official, my mom has baby fever for me. I've suspected it for awhile, but I've now officially diagnosed it. She has made small comments in passing over the past 6 months or so, but the real symptom came yesterday when she mentioned she's been looking into retirement options. When I pointed out that if she were to retire early she would be bored all day. Her response, 'Well, I would hope that I should have some grandchildren to play with.' From me? Is she kidding? If she wants grandchildren to play with in her retirement, she better not plan on retiring early! For now the only pool pass I want is to Purvis.